The attack of the Zombie-Muppets

This happened to me the other day, and really got on my nerves. I was watching Burnley vs United at Turf Moor and we were playing so bad I was feeling like killing myself. Just then, a friend of mine called me up. On being told I was watching United, his exact words were :

“What the fuck? You still support ManU? After they sold Ronaldo? I am now supporting Madrid. Look at them man! Ronaldo, Kaka, Benzema! They are so awe…”

That was all I could take. I switched off the phone, sat in silence for a while and prayed for his soul. My friend had moved to the Dark side.

Money is destroying football. A lot of people say this, but I couldn’t give a flying fuck what happens to football. Manchester City will still win fuck-all and Barcelona will twat Madrid all over again. What scares me is the effect they are having on seemingly “Normal” fans all over the world. Genuine knowledgeable supporters are turning into Zombie muppets, wanking over Real Madrid. (Or worse Manchester City, Oh! The shame!).

“Galacticos! Galacticos! ” they shout without noticing that their Defense has Pepe and Raul Albiol as first choice CBs and Alvaro fucking Arbeloa as first choice Left back. I mean, seriously? Arbeloa?

But I still have hope. The Axis of Evil will fall. Hitler (Perez) will die and the world will be normal again. Till then, I am sad to say, The spastics are taking over the world.